Here's a peek at Maryland's hype video and ... OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS THAT TURTLE THING IN THE VIDEO?
Yes, we get it, it's a Terrapin. A Terrapin that's supposed to look scary. But what in the world? It looks like the offspring of a female Testudo and Raphael, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Opposing teams, do not look at the hype video. It is what Maryland wants. It wants you to have the turtle branded into your brain so that you remember it forever. And then when you're carrying the ball, you think you'll be tackled by this turtle thing and it will really, really, hurt when it tackles you because this turtle has a shell and muscles and you'll fumble the football.
Or something. We're scarred. So much for sleeping tonight.
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