Florida fan takes to Craigslist in search of new coach

Fed up with your coach? Perhaps it’s time to put their job on Craigslist.

That’s what one Florida fan decided to do this week by posting a Wanted Ad for a new Florida football coach to replace Will Muschamp, who hasn’t actually been fired (yet).

The state of Florida's flagship university is seeking a Qualified Candidate to develop and implement an exemplary football program while providing leadership on and off the field. This position should be available no later than Midnight Saturday, November 29th, but as soon as early morning Sunday, November 2nd.

Obviously, that Nov. 2 date coincides with the day after the Gators next game against Georgia. Florida is on a bye this week.

Muschamp started the season on the hot seat and has done nothing this year to get off it. The Gators are 3-3 this season and coming off an embarrassing 42-13 loss to Missouri.

The ad does have some humorous parts if you’re so inclined to read the entire thing (it is a little long). Here are a few of the better requirements:

- Ability to win games against glorified high schools and junior colleges, aka "cupcakes", especially when the contest is held on the university's own campus.

- Your offense must be able to score more points than the opposing team's defense. Your offense must be able to score more points than the opposing team's special teams as well. There can never be any confusion whether it's the actual players in uniform instead of drunk cheerleaders/Albert/Alberta.

- Must not be a graduate of the University of Georgia.

- Must not have the last name of Zook. We tried you out once. Didn't work out. Sorry.

The ad also endorses Spurrier as the next coach, something I think we all want to see happen.

While, Florida athletic director Jeremy Foley hasn’t been ready to address Muschamp’s future just yet, we have no doubt that some of the criteria listed in this ad is probably on his wishlist.

For more Florida news, visit InsideTheGators.com.

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